Face sitting chair

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While helping out a lady last Friday,I installed a door lock,shower head ,etc and then she had me assemble a oral sex,face sitting seat. Never knew such a thing existed,basically a toilet seat on an iron frame. I never saw this on HG tv!
There you go AGAIN with that construction fetish of mine . . . you're making me ache here, Fastcar.
Ya, the famous porn producer/star Rodney Moore has had one for a long time. Not sure if he invented it or not. A girl can also sit on it and bounce up and down on your cock also.
WTF are you the on call carpenter for the providers....??

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lol, I would be. The rodney moore one is set on heavy springs, not just a frame.
...that construction fetish of mine... Originally Posted by Jackie Devlin
Jackie likes getting hammered...
Jackie likes getting screwed...
Jackie likes getting nailed...
Jackie likes getting drilled...

Sorry, guess you saw that coming...
Fastcar's Avatar
Jackie,I'm going to keep it up until you realize I really am a nice guy........Oh,and Wiz, you left out : bored,tapped and counter-sunk!
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mmmm I will stick to fixing hooktard cars, and being a driver. I take it the pay is about the same.
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WTF are you the on call carpenter for the providers....??

lol Originally Posted by BigDeal
It sounds like Fastcar is always ready to provide the wood for the providers.
Fastcar's Avatar
Red wolf, at my age it's soft pine or balsa. I am thinking of having it replaced with that new recycled stuff they use on decks. Hey,it resists mold and never rots!
  • mike2
  • 04-25-2012, 12:41 AM
Red wolf, at my age it's soft pine or balsa. I am thinking of having it replaced with that new recycled stuff they use on decks. Hey,it resists mold and never rots! Originally Posted by Fastcar
Trex will not wear out like pine or balsa, although I hear Jackie could make that happen.
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Face sitting sounds fun but I'm scared that my noggin will get crushed if she gets too excited. I've felt my skull flex when a girl squeezed my head with her thighs before and I don't want to do that again. Maybe the chair is the answer.

I sort of have a fantasy where I lick a girl's pussy while she just sits on the couch and watches TV. I'm not sure how many women watch TV while sitting on a couch or how many like to get licked, but I think this should be one of my easier bucket list items to check off. Ladies?
There you go AGAIN with that construction fetish of mine . . . you're making me ache here, Fastcar. Originally Posted by Jackie Devlin
Jackie anytime you need a Stud or some rough in or finish work I can also lay you on carpet ummmm lay carpet. Good with the hands and love to create things.
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