This is an old joke, so maybe you've already heard it. If not, then enjoy.
Radio Talk Show: We have a female caller on the line from California. Caller, what's your problem?
Female Caller: Well, I have a problem with my husband.
Radio Talk Show: Okay, what seems to be the problem?
Female Caller: I have now walked in on my husband and caught him jerking off in the bathroom on three occassions. What should I do about that?
Radio Talk Show: Knock. <click>
Have a good weekend yall.