what would trade to never have sex again?

A genie grants you one wish BUT in Exchange, you can never again have sex, participate in any sexual activity and never again orgasm. What would you wish for? Or would you tell the genie to get back in his lamp?
BoomShakaLaka's Avatar
Back in the lamp --- come back when you got something good -- LOL
Simple enough...My wish would be for the Genie to live on the Sun, without any lotion, water or shade until he's ready to change his mind and give me WTF I really want!
Back in the lamp.
Marcus78's Avatar
I'd ask for a lifetime supply of clomipramine. It causes you to intensely orgasm from yawning (a curious side effect of the medication) and in women can cause chain orgasms lasting for hours. Shit! Give me enough of that stuff and I'll never even need to visit Rosie Palm ever again! LOL
A bank account with unlimited funds cause then I couldn't work lol
foxyred73's Avatar
pepper like your anwer...and a man to be prego
Becoming owner of the Chicago Cubs! The only problem with that is then I could not have any hot female employees.
CrimsonValkyrie's Avatar
Back in the lamp genie!!!
tallgeese's Avatar
I'd wish for a different genie. The three wish kind.
cyyoung's Avatar
In the words of Bill Clinton "I never had sex with that woman".
H4H's Avatar
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  • 04-24-2012, 05:03 PM
Quality over quantity...i'd wish for a perfect endless orgasm (with Likinikki)!

Back in the lamp you homo genie!
Naughty_Jezabelle's Avatar
Playing poker every single day of my life would be the only thing. Endless funds to play poker
back in the lamp