Now personally... if I ran BMW Motors I would simply http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/04/...tent-erection/pay the man... accept full responsibility.. and even put warning stickers on the bikes.
"Warning: May cause erections that last 20 months"
As one who's been on BMWs for years... I can't say I've experienced this... but I shall continue the endeavor. Surely if I'm successful I can find some girls around to help me through the... ummm... hard times.