I would like to apologize to everyone... for the delay... in my replies... to not only your lovely email's but also your PM'S.... Unfortunately, I developed an ear infection last week... that has caused me... to have a rather NASTY case of VERTIGO... So, up until today... every time... I tried to read or write... my head would spin... and I would spend the rest of the day... playing PORCELAIN GODDESS... instead of SLAVE GUINEVERE!!
I am now on new antibiotics... and I am slowly getting better... but I appreciate everyone's patience... with your little slave's neglect... I do promise to try and return all of your correspondences... by this Friday at the latest...
Your queasy slave,
Guinevere