A penis has a hard life!!!

"His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his owner beats him."

Man, and sometimes his owner chokes him, or puts a plastic bag over his head. And his other friends are an asshole or very mouthy. Not to mention people keep blaming him for getting in trouble.

Nice one Zx. I hope my addition adds to it instead of diminishes.

Funny

His owner won't let him grow his hair out and usually shaves it all off. Add to that he's short and wimpy most of the time...

short and wimpy

ditto on that!

You talking to me?

Often he is short and wimpy, but when you get him going he can give a good pounding. Many times his best friend pussy takes the pounding, but luckily she often enjoys it.

He's a grower, not a show-er....

He is a lover, not a fighter.

When its cold he shrinks. He loves to find a hole to hide any chance he gets.

Nice thread!

All good contributions to the hard life thread

He seems to have a mind of his own.

When his presence at full attention is requested, sometimes he just refuses to salute.

Other times a salute would be totally out of place, and a bit embarassing, but that doesn't stop him.

If only the dick would take orders!