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thank you Lowgear!

That link was from february,they reopened less than 2 weeks after the fire

I will post this in place of original story.....some weird news.....lol

http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/201...year-erection/

man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection

Viagra and Cialis apparently have nothing on a BMW motorcycle seat. According to a lawsuit filed last week in San Francisco Superior Court, the seat left its driver with a two-year erection.

Henry Wolf filed suit against BMW North America and Corbin-Pacific, Inc. He claimed in the lawsuit that the “ridged seat” of his 1993 BMW motorcycle caused him mental and emotional anguish after it left him with a severe case of priapism, aka a long-lasting erection.

Wolf said he rode the motorcycle in San Francisco on a four-hour round trip on May 1, 2010 and developed the priapism soon after.

Wolf “has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride,” his attorney, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito wrote in the lawsuit. “He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

The motorcycle seat was manufactured by Corbin-Pacific, Inc., the suit said. Wolf suffered wage loss, hospital expenses, general damage and emotional distress from his condition, and he is seeking an unstated amount of compensation, the suit said.

i think the guy just has a bike seat fetish.

I sold my BMW for a somewhat different problem in the same physiological area. I broke my tailbone long ago, and over time I experienced a problem when sitting on hard surfaces (like grandstands) or riding my BMW - my entire groin would "fall asleep." If you have experienced "pins and needles" in a body part that has "fallen asleep," you can imagine how uncomfortable that is when the body part is your dick. Not fun, so I quit riding.

JaG

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.

She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.

So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."

"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? "