Providers and First Aid???

Recalling a conversation with a provider I saw while I was a little hopped up on Monster and Sudafed... she told me that she didn't know CPR. So that go me wondering...

Should providers have some solid first aid training?

The fact of the matter is that some (many??) of us are older, not in top physical condition, and engaging in what could be quite vigorous activity. Certainly not unheard of for a hobbyist to suffer some kind of emergency while in the saddle.

Wouldn't it be a likely "next step" for them (or someone) to call 911 if such a situation arose? As a Medic First Aid Trainer, if I were to use CPR on someone, there's no way I'd let them just get up and leave.. assuming they came back to conscious life. Not that it's not a good skill for everyone to know.. I think there are some here that would rather take their chances than have the authorities called, no?
Either way, possibly your life would change after such an incident..

Good thinking.

I have received some first aid training in the past.
It would definitely be beneficial to brush up on that.

I think its important for everyone provider or not to know some first aid. There are many places locally and online that offer free or very low cost classes to get certified. You never know if a loved one or stranger may need help sometime and with the proper training you could potentially save someones life.

Well, Nuglet, I kind of thought calling 911 was a given rather than the provider deeming you fit for service and sending you on your merry way. Although, yes it would certainly could lead to some, "What were you doing there?", questions from the peanut gallery.

My goal for leaving the hobby is in in like 25 years some young lady says "damn... he's dead.. I need to get out of here"

I have long had this theory, although I cannot prove it out just yet. I do agree that one of you out of shape mongers could possibly succumb during the act. This could be tragic as it would take $ out of the rotation, but also a good thing in that it might free up some calendars for some of us who don't have a foot in the grave just yet.

But, back to my theory...I know at least for me, that mouth to mouth resusitation is NOT the best way to revive me. I find, that a Vigorous cock sucking, followed by some balls to the wall cowgirl quickly pumps life back into my limbs...

So, for all the girls I've yet to love or have not loved recently, IF ON OCCASION OF MY COLLAPSE PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS IMPLICITYLY THAT I HAVE OUTLINED BELOW:

1). IF I turn blue or am gasping for breath. If I grab my heart or my head in my hands...DO NOT call 911. Merely take my cock in your mouth, and begin rapid deep throating...this may take several minutes to achieve the desired affect, so don't slow down & for gods sake don't stop!

2). After 30 minutes or so if you're not hearing "Oh God baby, deeper"...then mount me up like a prized deer on the wall. Push your thighs up tighly against my sides and ride me like Secretariat...Pound my ass into oblivion as hard as you can slam me until you see the color rising in my cheeks. (Or I am slapping your cheeks urging you on).

For the rest of these half dead fuckers, its ok to give CPR...but for me, please remember the instructions as I've outlined them above.

"This has been another pubic service announcement by Toyz...thank you for your attention to this matter"...

I have long had this theory, although I cannot prove it out just yet. I do agree that one of you out of shape mongers could possibly succumb during the act. This could be tragic as it would take $ out of the rotation, but also a good thing in that it might free up some calendars for some of us who don't have a foot in the grave just yet.

But, back to my theory...I know at least for me, that mouth to mouth resusitation is NOT the best way to revive me. I find, that a Vigorous cock sucking, followed by some balls to the wall cowgirl quickly pumps life back into my limbs...

So, for all the girls I've yet to love or have not loved recently, IF ON OCCASION OF MY COLLAPSE PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS IMPLICITYLY THAT I HAVE OUTLINED BELOW:

1). IF I turn blue or am gasping for breath. If I grab my heart or my head in my hands...DO NOT call 911. Merely take my cock in your mouth, and begin rapid deep throating...this may take several minutes to achieve the desired affect, so don't slow down & for gods sake don't stop!

2). After 30 minutes or so if you're not hearing "Oh God baby, deeper"...then mount me up like a prized deer on the wall. Push your thighs up tighly against my sides and ride me like Secretariat...Pound my ass into oblivion as hard as you can slam me until you see the color rising in my cheeks. (Or I am slapping your cheeks urging you on).

For the rest of these half dead fuckers, its ok to give CPR...but for me, please remember the instructions as I've outlined them above.

"This has been another pubic service announcement by Toyz...thank you for your attention to this matter"... Originally Posted by Toyz

That's pretty good advice. For me I think just waiving a nice hot sandwich under my nose will bring me back around.

lol Toyz you officially a sicko!
Homie, you and those sandwiches. lol

Hilarious! I was a CNA for 4 years. I also keep up my CPR certification. Don't worry boys, I've got you covered! Nurse Nia will make sure you make it through every suck, pump, and blow!

lol Toyz you officially a sicko!
Homie, you and those sandwiches. lol Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Ah, at long last I have finally become what I set out to become, lo so many years ago...a sicko on a P4P site...

I would like to thank my adoring fans, for whom without this would all be for naught. I would like to thank my parents for not aborting me, or poisoning me during my rebellious teen years...

DNR me , no better way to go out. Wait til dark , dress me up and stick me in my car , and get the hell out of Dodge!

I have long had this theory, although I cannot prove it out just yet. I do agree that one of you out of shape mongers could possibly succumb during the act. This could be tragic as it would take $ out of the rotation, but also a good thing in that it might free up some calendars for some of us who don't have a foot in the grave just yet.

But, back to my theory...I know at least for me, that mouth to mouth resusitation is NOT the best way to revive me. I find, that a Vigorous cock sucking, followed by some balls to the wall cowgirl quickly pumps life back into my limbs...

So, for all the girls I've yet to love or have not loved recently, IF ON OCCASION OF MY COLLAPSE PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS IMPLICITYLY THAT I HAVE OUTLINED BELOW:

1). IF I turn blue or am gasping for breath. If I grab my heart or my head in my hands...DO NOT call 911. Merely take my cock in your mouth, and begin rapid deep throating...this may take several minutes to achieve the desired affect, so don't slow down & for gods sake don't stop!

2). After 30 minutes or so if you're not hearing "Oh God baby, deeper"...then mount me up like a prized deer on the wall. Push your thighs up tighly against my sides and ride me like Secretariat...Pound my ass into oblivion as hard as you can slam me until you see the color rising in my cheeks. (Or I am slapping your cheeks urging you on).

For the rest of these half dead fuckers, its ok to give CPR...but for me, please remember the instructions as I've outlined them above.

"This has been another pubic service announcement by Toyz...thank you for your attention to this matter"... Originally Posted by Toyz

What an option:: yes id like to check " pre- necrophilia " on the back of my drivers license. Thanks. Lmao.


Certified. As a momma, I felt it was an obligation.

What an option:: yes id like to check " pre- necrophilia " on the back of my drivers license. Thanks. Lmao.


Certified. As a momma, I felt it was an obligation. Originally Posted by ExoticEzra

You'd agree that pre is better than post, yes?

Well that's why it's in quotes. Lol. Here, let me take the sicko label away from you:::: hmmmm if he's hot enough and it's still up why not?!! Lmao..... Juuuust kidding.