Fear of the dentist - ECCIE Worldwide

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After an exciting hot, nice 69 with his girlfriend,
Paul remembered he had a dentist appointment.
He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed
his teeth 7 times
used dental floss 8 times & on top of that 2 liters of listerine.
As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 5 strong mints.
His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat.
Feeling confident & relaxed, he opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough & said 'Man did you have to do 69 before you came
here?
Paul said ' does my breath smell like pussy?.
The dentist replied
No your forehead smells like Shit!..