Why is a Dick so Stupid?

40F Cougar's Avatar
Q: Why is a dick so stupid?
A: head but no brain, eye but can't see, hangs around with two nuts, lives around the corner from a asshole, best friends a pussy.
ROFLMAO! Good 1!
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Damn, girl.

Must you be so blunt!

. . . My dick has a good mind to sue your ass for defamation of character!

LOL!
Similar joke...

Why wouldn't you want to be a Dick?
Both of your neighbors are fuckIng nuts, person behind you is an asshole, and every time you get excited, you throw up and pass out
small package's Avatar
LOL!!

Now that's funny .. LOL!