Folks,
I have some bad news. Last week I was diagnosed with ball cancer. I'm pretty sure I contracted it from about five different well-known providers who all gave me hand jobs with their thumbs facing down (really fucking dangerous). I've already notified them so they can be tested for ball cancer. It seemed like the right thing to do.
PM me and I'll put you in touch with my doctor. He's like, for sure, a ball cancer expert. Be safe out there.
FShark
- FloridaShark
- 06-18-2012, 11:13 PM
- fishingtwo
- 06-18-2012, 11:16 PM
WTF....damn them HJ's can be dangerous
- Jennie Mae
- 06-18-2012, 11:25 PM
Aww.
Ball cancer is the one you want, if you had to pick. Totally beatable.
GL Shark.
And if this is a farce, I totally don't get it.
Ball cancer is the one you want, if you had to pick. Totally beatable.
GL Shark.
And if this is a farce, I totally don't get it.
- ztonk
- 06-19-2012, 12:04 AM
FShark... really sorry to hear that!
Even though ball cancer is really rare, I know some guys always opt for the CHJ because of the dangers of BBHJ. Live and learn....
z
Even though ball cancer is really rare, I know some guys always opt for the CHJ because of the dangers of BBHJ. Live and learn....
z
- knotty man
- 06-19-2012, 12:08 AM
i had ball cancer in my early 20's.
they had to amputate 1.
for the longest time i was really self conscious about just only having 2 left!
they had to amputate 1.
for the longest time i was really self conscious about just only having 2 left!
- Austintatious Lilly
- 06-19-2012, 12:45 AM
:laughin g1:
- rockerrick
- 06-19-2012, 01:57 AM
I was diagnosed 6 months ago and unlike Knotty, I opted not to amputate. Now their HUGE , seeking out ways to catch cancer of the penis now. Will report back if I find a way!
P.S. Jennie Mae it's better not to get it !
P.S. Jennie Mae it's better not to get it !
- BoomShakaLaka
- 06-19-2012, 09:55 AM
I must be lucky -- When I rub one out the thumb is always down -- looks like I need to change styles
Wish you a speedy recovery man
Wish you a speedy recovery man
- FloridaShark
- 06-19-2012, 10:00 AM
Appreciating the kind words on a serious subject.
- rockerrick
- 06-19-2012, 10:10 AM
So how many providers have tested positive for BALL cancer ?
Hahahaha !
Hahahaha !
- budman33
- 06-19-2012, 05:08 PM
good luck sir, But unless they are impaling your balls with this dangerous thumbs down handjob approach, I think ya got it some wheres else.
But I have instructed my therapist to use thumbs up only as a precautionary measure and have referred her to www.handjobadvice.com as well.
But I have instructed my therapist to use thumbs up only as a precautionary measure and have referred her to www.handjobadvice.com as well.
- soliver
- 06-19-2012, 08:06 PM
I (lance armstrong) also contracted it in this fashion, but went on to win 7 tour de france. Take that hj-ball cancer!
- VictoriaLyn
- 06-19-2012, 08:22 PM
- jeneacouture
- 06-20-2012, 01:14 PM
Better get your wheelbarrow... 
- Guest122213
- 06-20-2012, 01:18 PM
As someone who personally has had cancer as a teenager. I do not find this thread one bit funny.. You guys are so immature sometimes. Stuff like that shouldn't be joked around about. End of Story.