Physics humor! If ever there was a case of being two different things simultaneously, Obama wins that award. He black, he's white. He's Muslim, he's Christian. He's Indonesian, he's American. He supports single payer health care, he's never supported singler payer. He's going to close Gitmo, he's not going to close Gitmo. He loves America, he hates America.... wait a minute, I can't make a duality argument on that one; he hates America. That's the one thing that's clear