Yes, our security is in good hands, and they have a sense of humor. A man tries to take his grandfather's ashes on board a plane, and the TSA agent has to inspect it. It has already been through the x-ray, but that wasn't good enough, even though regulations strictly prohibit opening burial urns. Well, as she was inspecting it, it fell to the floor, spilling Grampa all over the floor.
The TSA agent laughed and laughed.
Yeah. funny as hell. Where she should go.
http://reason.com/blog/2012/06/26/ts...ontaining-mans