July 4th!

Don't know about where you live, but here we celebrate the 4th! I don't mean we set off a few firecrackers. I'm taking about neighborhood displays that rival the commercial one's...and they last from 9pm until after mid-night...just ask my dogs! Personally, I have about $2K worth of MO grade mortar shells and tubes that should do a good job of lighting up the sky for a minute, maybe two. haha! CAN"T WAIT TO HEAR THE REPORT! I love the smell of black powder! Ya'll have fun and be safe!

This time - safe means keep all your fingers, toes, and other body parts!

"This time - safe means keep all your fingers, toes, and other body parts!"

Shit! That could be a lot of condoms! Buy the big box.

There are a lot of those neighborhood shows around Omaha, as well as other places I'm sure. The usual party I go to in a small town about an hour west of Omaha always includes several thousands worth of fireworks with each male trying to out do the other. It's the ultimate big dick contest of firework shows. Lots of good food, plenty of adult beverages and the smell of black powder. Awesome.

Happy 4th folks. Play safe with your.......fireworks.

Once again I kept all my fingers and toes and other body parts safe thru the July 4th celebration. (Osolomio - Hardly anyone noticed the condom wrappers amid all of the fallout from the fireworks. LOL) My display this year was a lot like me in the sack - of late - lots of foreplay then a very impressive, but all to brief finale. haha

It great to live in the USA!

Shot off some chinese fireworks on the 4th and then tried to get a chinese massage, but they were booked up out west. Today, just stopped in out west again and it was going to be a 2 hour wait. Inquired about down east and they said the place is closed. WTF? I have a feeling that Uncle Sam is not letting me be "independent".

same thing happened to me today as well nash. thanks for the great reference as well.

same thing happened to me today as well nash. thanks for the great reference as well. Originally Posted by merz28

No problem! My pleasure, I mean your pleasure, lol.

Interesting on the AMP, the one out west has always been fairly barren when I've been there, and I was just at the one near Harrison a few weeks ago...too bad, I liked the massages there.

Since they opened up, I would regularly rotate between the two and I never had a problem getting in and having ample staff to take care of business at either location, other than their grand opening week that is. Not sure if it is permanently closed or what, but I'm thinking some government agency put the screws to them and now they are short on staff and don't have enough gals to keep both locations up to approriate staff levels.