.....what neither Romney nor Obama will tell you

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Air Lines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago
you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,


you would have $0.00 today.


But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans


for the recycling refund,you would have received $214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.


It is called the 401-Keg.And as a bonus...A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.


Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.


That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!


Makes you damned proud to be an American.
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Lol at this one! I need to recycle the cans for myself from now on, instead of putting them in the city recycling container. Got a 12 pak in the fridge....and I will do my patriotic duty when I get home!

I do like Dennisrn's logic!

lol Dennisrn! 900 miles a year, I feel healthier already. I bet we are a pretty green 41mpg too!

Glad that I am not Average.... Thx DennisRN