To providers who use Google to screen: Save yourself time and just turn yourself in

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I was asked this question in another thread:

I guess what I am getting at is what if LE set up a phony info via google that if she did try to do some kind of screen he will check out and she avoids mentioning or answering above mentioned questions, is it common for LE to go to lengths to entrap a provider by purposely providing false searchable info and disregarding her attempt to not incriminate herself? I have a sinking feeling that the answer is yes and yes but had to ask anyway. Have you heard of this occuring? Originally Posted by cinderbella
There's been a number of threads lately where providers have "screened by Google" and then have gotten themselves in trouble, even arrested. To me, the question isn't "Can the cops put fake shit on the internet?," because the answer to this question seems obvious to me -- "OF COURSE!" Rather, the question is "Why the fuck are you using Google to screen?"

To answer my own question, I sought out a volunteer provider who allowed me to hook her up to ShysterJon's Magic Brainwave Machine. The machine printed out the following:

"I know that prostitution is a crime and I can spend time in jail if I'm arrested. I also know it's a different kind of crime because of the stigma society associates with prostitution. So if I'm arrested, I may find it hard or impossible to get credit at a reasonable interest rate, go to the school of my choosing, or marry the man I want to.

Accordingly, I know I need to screen very carefully to avoid getting arrested. So to screen I think I'll use (next to an episode of the Rush Limbaugh Show) the most unreliable source of information ever conceived by the human mind -- THE INTERNET. YEAH!!! I'll screen by running the guy's info through Google!"

Who am I to question such lucidity of thought, being a mere lawyer? But my pea-brain tells me that perhaps a better way to screen would be to check with two established, well-known, Eccie-member providers given to you as references by the man who wants to come inside your sugar walls.
I see your point. Do you have any suggestions for those gentlemen who have not been gracious enough to see two reputable providers (since all reputable providers require references)? It is quite a conundrum. you can't get references without seeing someone... you can't see someone without references! What is a guy to do?
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There's been some discussion of that here, too, and the consensus seems to be that a newbie hobbyist should join P411. Here's an example of a discussion:

"Hobby life for a newbie..."
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not to derail the thread but damn shyster you hang out with the real cuties. just sayin.
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not to derail the thread but damn shyster you hang out with the real cuties. just sayin. Originally Posted by fletch
She's in Chicago on vacation right now so if any provider wants to hit me up with a special, my PM box awaits. Haha.
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She's in Chicago on vacation right now so if any provider wants to hit me up with a special, my PM box awaits. Haha. Originally Posted by ShysterJon
Can I borrow her when she gets back in town?
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Already tried that SA, he doesn't share his toys!!!
How do I get in touxh with the second one down.
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How do I get in touxh with the second one down. Originally Posted by Locke222
+1
Great choice Locke222. I'll take contact info the other three as well!
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Damn Shyster, I've just started a new SB or I would be buying you dinner, drinks and a cigar tonight!!!
Different strokes ... I think the bottom right is the winner....
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  • S-Man
  • 07-13-2012, 05:46 PM
She's in Chicago on vacation right now so if any provider wants to hit me up with a special, my PM box awaits. Haha. Originally Posted by ShysterJon
Hope you don't get PMs requesting you view the specials on their websites.
Unbelievable applies here. She is a total package. Great personality too?? Where do I sign?
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Unbelievable applies here. She is a total package. Great personality too?? Where do I sign? Originally Posted by diddleman
No, actually she's EXTREMELY high-maintenance so being with her is always a rollercoaster ride. She does sing and play the guitar, though.
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  • S-Man
  • 07-14-2012, 03:37 PM
No, actually she's EXTREMELY high-maintenance so being with her is always a rollercoaster ride. She does sing and play the guitar, though. Originally Posted by ShysterJon
She's a musical rollercoaster ride. Aren't some guys attracted to high-maintenance women especially in Dallas?