Still Looking's Poetry Contest... How dirty can you talk?

As I was writing my ad today for the weekend, I began to just start a random poem and instantly thought of Still Looking and thought, how come there has been no dirty poetry contest or what about a wet tshirt contest of all his girls wearing his shirts?

Well I started my poem and would love to hear ya'lls. I say by the end of the week. Still Looking should come up with a winner for their talented dirty writing skills.

Let's GET IT ON gents n ladies, I would LOVE to hear what you come up with.

Here's mine so far:

Hot, wet, ready to please
Eager to be on my sexy knees
starring up looking in your eyes
I AIM to Please, so why wait, CUM ON BY!

ThreAD contest was at the beginning of the month .

This isn't for advertising, its for fun, that's all I was trying to do.

ThreAD contest was at the beginning of the month . Originally Posted by DIE HARD

What's with all the hate today. Coed is dead and boring on weekends so let's not curb anything. What's different then this and all the stuff guys post like where's Waldo??



I'm not much of a poetry guy but I will try to come up with something and get back to it later.

What's with all the hate today. Coed is dead and boring on weekends so let's not curb anything. What's different then this and all the stuff guys post like where's Waldo??



I'm not much of a poetry guy but I will try to come up with something and get back to it later. Originally Posted by homer13

Thanks Homer,
I'm bored, dirty talk is a turn on here, so isn't all the pretty ladies. Who doesn't want to read some dirty talk now n then?

If you don't, get out of this threat. SIMPLE!

Now, who has the popcorn?

Laying on my back, gazing at her crack...
Thinking 'bout the feeling from an all out suck attack...
Squeezing on her rack, feeling my full sac,
Waitin' for a full blown load to put me back on trac...

Hittin' on da pussy, feelin' kind of mushy,
Slappin' that fine ass 'cause it has that awsome cushy...

Thats enough for now...next!

(& I don't mind the theAD if its thought provoking-& since I am at a roadside park waitinf for the rain to blow through this is a nice way to waste a few minutes)

roses are red, violets are blue
suck my dick!

I ride the rails from town to town

Always looking to get down

You'll know I'm cumming when my whistle blows

my smoke stack erupts as I grow

All aboard is what I yell

Come one come all Ladies so I can tap those tails

Knotty u just needed to ad one more line and it would have been a masterpiece...

"and then we can screw"

what? ...and fuck up my haiku! lol

damn man, lol, ya'll should write romance novels. I would invest it them haha. Seriously it wasn't a threAD, I primarily work outside of Austin now and I am just bored and looking for some entertainment as well. I can't wait to see what Still Looking response haha.

Ode to the devil , who cums inside of you
Bend you over there , and splits you in two
Pitch fork and horns , prepared for the feast
Let loose my war cry , and fuck like a beast
When it's all over , you tremble and shake
And pray for the sun , to be there when you wake
The nightmare is over , and there's nothing to do
But clean up the sheets , that are all full of goo



There homie can't call me a meanie now !

Homie likes to play Homie likes to eat

I'm always looking for my next treat

I just can't keep my hands out of the cookie jar

Sometimes at your house sometimes at the bar

Ladies ask, Homie is it my turn next, I say don't press

You'll know when you hear the whistle of my Hometown Express

Ode to the devil , who cums inside of you
Bend you over there , and splits you in two
Pitch fork and horns , prepared for the feast
Let loose my war cry , and fuck like a beast
When it's all over , you tremble and shake
And pray for the sun , to be there when you wake
The nightmare is over , and there's nothing to do
But clean up the sheets , that are all full of goo



There homie can't call me a meanie now ! Originally Posted by DIE HARD

Nice

Needles in her Arms....
Needles in her Thighs....
The things she really thinks about
while you gaze into her eyes....

she's on her knees.... she's on her back.....
it's quite a bit she will do for a taste of crack....
the things she really thinks about
while her life moves on that unexpected track.....

the money in the envelope....
sure to pay for another days dope....
The things she really thinks about
as she sucks your dick in order to cope.....

They lie to themselves....
They lie to you....
and drift away into mind altered bliss
as they swallow your goo.....

There is a harsh reality to this world
that so many refuse to see.....
You buy into her stories....
while she is what you want her to be.....

Will you miss her tomorrow?