What kind of bird are you?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bird%20sex

I know which one I'm NOT: A midnight bird!

pull a dirty bird:

This is where a man is at the bar buying a woman drinks and another man swoops in and takes the drunk woman home for sex without spending a single dollar. While pulling a dirty bird one could add insult to injury by doing the infamous Atlanta Falcons Dirty Bird dance to celebrate.

Hahaha, the mental image of someone doing that dance at a bar.

Analisa, I thought you would be a Swallow!

Analisa, I thought you would be a Swallow! Originally Posted by angusranch

Ahhh, hahahahahaha!!!!! Thats hilarious!

Or a Painted Titmouse. Emphasis on the Painted!!

I clicked the link and you lost me at #1. Gross!

Alright, so I kept reading anyway

#22...um, really?! LOL! Nice!

Or a Painted Titmouse. Emphasis on the Painted!! Originally Posted by angusranch

ROTFLMAO!!!! We gotta meet angusranchsnake, hahahaha. You still didn't answere my QUESTION. I cant quit laughing. What kind of bird are you?
My side hurts and I'm about to pee my pants, oh.

I clicked the link and you lost me at #1. Gross!

Alright, so I kept reading anyway

#22...um, really?! LOL! Nice! Originally Posted by Dannie

Are they not hilarious!? I LOVE urban dictionary!

I clicked the link and you lost me at #1. Gross!

Alright, so I kept reading anyway

#22...um, really?! LOL! Nice! Originally Posted by Dannie

Just read #22. WTF? And how the H. E. double hockey sticks do you coordinate THAT? Waaay grosser than #1.

Off topic, sorry MOD's. I ran across a clip of 5 girls,(probably Russian or Irish) lined up and they all farted, one after the othe chronologically....I need to star a thread labeled, How'd they do THAT!?

Okay, I'm going to. Bye!

A Cock-a-doodle-do

A Cock-a-doodle-do Originally Posted by mmcqtx

*snicker*, hehahah, that's a bird sound, silly. Bird dog is my fav.

*snicker*, hehahah, that's a bird sound, silly. Bird dog is my fav. Originally Posted by anova444

Bird dog is #10

maybe a Wooden pecker

Or a Painted Titmouse. Emphasis on the Painted!! Originally Posted by angusranch

Okay, angusranchsnake is a painted titmouse.

50 sounds fun