Hunting the ginger-maned unicorn: I married a redhead once, and the crazy won. (Check-In)

Torito and dallasrgb started it on a review.

Special respect for anyone who has found the ginger-maned unicorn - the sane marriageable redhead. Until proven otherwise, it doesn't exist.

Oh, what I would pay for a sane, hot redhead.... Originally Posted by dallasrgb

You are hunting the unicorn, sir. Those are mutually exclusive features. Originally Posted by Black Sedan

Ok RGB, we need to keep in touch.... I feel the same way.... Originally Posted by flboy65

I found one once. I should have married her. She was right next to a pot of gold and a little guy ranting about something.... Originally Posted by dallasrgb

I found one once (I thought) and did marry her. Great stuff. Lots of fun. Craziest bitch I have ever known. Originally Posted by Torito

I did the exact same thing with the exact same results. Small world... Originally Posted by JohnJohn

Who else? I mean, besides me too. Bonus points, I dated another one afterwards, she was fun and yes, crazy. Yep.

Marrying a ginger and staying married? Much easier to harness the sun!
Sane gingers? Maybe in another dimension, but not here.

I think Cartman said it best..."Gingers are pure evil."

Me too !
Love of my life , dated 4 years , then married for 2 . Hottest coochie and hottest temper I ever saw ( didn't help that we were both redheads ! ) .

The redhead whom I should have married was already married to her mother. I should have done something about that witch. Maybe one of those tornadoes will land on her soon and I can have my redhead back. She actually wasn't all that crazy. The chick I dated before her was certifiably insane, but she was a brunette. I also dated another redhead who is completely sane, but we wanted different things (I wanted to have sex and she was saving it for marriage, which wasn't going to happen because I'm not religious). There was another redhead who accused me of having sex with her while she was asleep and called me about a dozen times wanting me to tell her again that nothing happened (aside from DATY before she fell asleep). I have often thought that I should have just done it if she was was going to be such a pain about it anyway.

Anyway, in my experience, almost every woman is insane... but not my mommy.

I'd settle for anything less than bat shit crazy.

But that still would not*be the ginger-maned unicorn.

I met one once that was a bit too old for me, but she had it all together, professionally. Although, she wasn't married or engaged into her early 30's yet...

Saving it for marriage? Oh come on, that's either bullshit or insane.

The redhead whom I should have married was already married to her mother. Originally Posted by dallasrgb

Oh yeah, the ones that can't let go a little bit of mommy or daddy. No good.

She actually wasn't all that crazy. Originally Posted by dallasrgb

Yet. Marry her and see about that in 3 years. I'm a cynic. I'm jaded.

I have to agree...
I married a Ginger... Wild little thing.. Then the Bat Shit Crazies set in...
Divorced her.. Then Dated a couple more.. Bat Shit Every One of them..
I keep swearing I'll never date another... Then another one comes along..... WAM, Like a Moth to a Flame...
Clown Pussy isn't like any other... God, I LOVE Clown Pussy...
If I could only find just One that wasn't Bat Shit....
Oh Well the Search Continues.....

Saving it for marriage? Oh come on, that's either bullshit or insane. Originally Posted by Black Sedan

I'm sure I just didn't know her long enough.... She would have been great in bed. One night, my cock came out of my boxers when we were messing around. She kind of freaked out. Now that I think about it, I don't think she ever touched him, though I definitely touched her kitty.
I take it back. She was crazy. Maybe I'm crazy....

The one dependable thing about redheads, you know the fuze is already lit.

Goddamn it. Now there's one trying to date me again. I think there should be a betting pool on whether I resist. I'll take no.

The Ginger Unicorn does not exist, I'm thinking. Before you start the Quest, practice playing with fire and dynamite to sharpen up.

Sigh. Been there, done that. Absolutamente bat shit nuts, but I almost could not quit it.............