Sexual olympics

With the olympics starting tonight, I was wondering what events everyone would have in their games, mine would include:
Opening ceremonies - bbbjcim
K9
Cowgirl
Reverse cowgirl
Daty/queening
Strap on play
Doubles
Closing ceremonies - bbbjcim / snowball
Of course I would reserve the right as Olympic organizer to add or subtract events as necessary!

There are some of us who have been "sport fucking" most of our adult lives, while I am fairly new to the sport I already consider myself a "pro".

Freeda...
The French Judge would give you a "10" just for that picture of your nipple alone!
Wow!

Here is one type of sexual Olympics:
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=499352

Let's not forget that the Olympics are of Greek origin.

And also not forget that Olympic athletes in ancient times competed in the nude.

Wow, I'm getting some really kinky ideas. I like the idea of Sexual Olympics. By the way, what will the prizes that the ladies who compete will get?

There was a movie many years ago - early 1970s probably - named "The Boob Tube". Among other scenes, including the penis and scrotum puppet, was a scene in which a man and woman were having sex and the narrator was calling the play by play as if it were a baseball game or a tennis match. I can't remember the details but I do remember laughing so hard I was asked to leave the theater!!!

With enough participation we could have quarter and semi finals as well as finals in all the different events (limited only by our collective imagination). Of course, we would need an audience and an announcer to call the play by play. I volunteer to be the announcer!! And while we're at it, also a sidekick to call the color - that would be a hoot!

Just how we could get a location and the CCTV I don't know. But I am sure there are members here willing to participate. And we should have some awards to present. Not sure the National Anthem would be appropriate but we could find something.

Just my musings indicating that I have way too much time on my hands - which I don't so back to those pesky client problems to solve!!!!

Pistol Man

Does my triple twist dismount count?

sounds cool

http://www.topendsports.com/events/summer/trivia.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Olympic_Games

NICE AVATAR EL CID!