Redneck Medical Dictionary

Here are a few more;



Anesthesia.............Uncle Theo's wife
Kidney.................Child's knee
Heart..................Not soft
Liver...................Not dead
Sacrum.................Uh..... "crumb"
Bruise..................More than one beer
Genes...................Wranglers
Scapula................Cooking utensil
Dyspepsia..............Like Coke
Vagina.................State north of North Carolina

Yall are so funny. Theres nothing wrong with a little redncek now and then.