Mental Fucking

Some providers are the type to just show you their vagina and allow repeated insertion until your banana juice leaks out.

Others know exactly what to say to bring out the most during a session. A recent thread reminded me of what one provider said to me. After asking her about rules, she responded by saying, "You can do anything you fucking want to me!"
It was more the look she gave when she said it then the actual content of the line that drove me nuts. It was akin to providing a full moon for a werewolf. That was some incredible sex.

Certain lines can also ruin a session as well. Once I was defiled with, "Rape me Daddy with your big dick!" Failure. Yeah... no.... on so many levels.

So what have you heard good or bad during a session?
youngatheart's Avatar
A Well-timed, unscripted mmmmmm or ohhhhh always works for me.
gaijin1969's Avatar
"I'm the same age as your daughter!"
Ugh
I didn't need to be reminded of that little tidbit of info lol
offshoredrilling's Avatar
I wish I could review ATF, 49, 120lbs. and still breaking beds with cowgirl.
The whole "Daddy" thing really is stupid. I don't even have kids and it just sounds wrong.

Winner lines are:

Is that all for me?
Ooo, someone is nice and hard for me
Fuck me with that big cock
Cum for me baby (when I'm getting jacked off really puts me in orbit)
Are you ready to fuck? (JOS sounds so hot when she says this)
trojantide's Avatar
Best line so far:
'I can barely fit it in my mouth'
gaijin1969's Avatar
Best line so far:
'I can barely fit it in my mouth' Originally Posted by trojantide
Braggart
qixerotic's Avatar
Worst line Ive heard, "I've tried everything I know and you only have 6 minutes left'. It only took me 2 minutes to dress and leave.
"I'm the same age as your daughter!"
Ugh
I didn't need to be reminded of that little tidbit of info lol Originally Posted by gaijin1969
Yea i guess thats why i try to stay with the older ones!!!
JC1052's Avatar
"have you been drinking all day ??"
"tongue punch my fart box" or "pick the nuts from my trail mix"
"blow me where the pampers is"
Perfect Gentleman's Avatar
Lets be honest...best provider line is

I'M GOING TO CUM!!!
Lets be honest...best provider line is

I'M GOING TO CUM!!! Originally Posted by Perfect Gentleman
Guess what you got it!!!
until your banana juice leaks out. Originally Posted by mwebber
I kno