Monday,
I awake horny! So I schedule a get together with an ATF seeking only a stripper slide and a blowjob when I arrive I find the silly bitch had the nerve to express herself with a tattoo upon her chest stating I love you and am now anal only, appalled I do a Usaine.
Tuesday,
I awake horny and still traumatized I make my way to Pandora’s where I subsequently provide each dancer with the orgasm of their lives. I exit inebriated and am approached by law enforcement upon presentation of my secret agent decoder ring I am let free to the masses.
Wednesday, I wake up horny and with a burning sensation, visit to the doctor confirms I am dying.
Thursday, I wake up horny and now the most horrific event yet someone cancelled on me.