Bloopers

I came across a porn video a long time ago showing some bloopers caught on tape. There was a scene where a guy came so much the woman started choking and ran to the restroom to yack. The whole crew couldn't stop laughing. another showed an unexpected cum shot in the eye and the girl tried to get up really quick causing her fall down flat on her ass an almost down some stairs. the funniest one I thought was during a 69 scene the woman was cumming and she let out a fart in the guys face then she said I shouldn't of eaten those damn tacos which brings me to my question. Have any of you wonderful people had a blooper happen during a session?

Fortunately not yet

Man I met a sexy provider spinner type a few years back, I was psyched and hard like a rock! So we go at it in mish and I'm just pounding away owning that kitty! And every time I'm pumping she starts making some kitty starts meowing some nasty farts!! I was wtf is going on?!? She was like oops sorry your putting air in my pussy! Needless to say I didn't Finnish, but was confused as hell! How can my jr make your shit fart? Lol one for the books!

ROFLMFAO! Yes I've had some bloopers happen!

I was laying down relaxing after a session and for some reason my body (and big pregnant belly) didn't want me to get back up LOL. I was struggling to get up. I was so embarrassed.

I was also told by another provider that she slid off the bed during a session and fell on her butt on the floor. LOL!

Man I met a sexy provider spinner type a few years back, I was psyched and hard like a rock! So we go at it in mish and I'm just pounding away owning that kitty! And every time I'm pumping she starts making some kitty starts meowing some nasty farts!! I was wtf is going on?!? She was like oops sorry your putting air in my pussy! Needless to say I didn't Finnish, but was confused as hell! How can my jr make your shit fart? Lol one for the books! Originally Posted by Rocket210

LOL those are normal. They are called queefs. When a girl is getting pounded good it forces air into the pussy that gets expelled and sounds like a fart. I actually made a post about it ages ago.

LOL those are normal. They are called queefs. When a girl is getting pounded good it forces air into the pussy that gets expelled and sounds like a fart. I actually made a post about it ages ago. Originally Posted by Malaya

I have had some ex lovers queef..... Just known your doing it good cause it makes the SOUND @rocket

Worst blooper on my part was after watching the chapelle show (for those who's seen the episode, its the one that he pretends to finish, and then says "sike" and keeps going). Well, for some reason I decided I wanted to try it. Well, I'm going at it and after a couple of mins, I start thrusting and yell out, "I'm cuming," I stop moving, look her in the eyes, and then yell out "sike" and try to start back up! We both just bust out laughing, and unfortanantly, that ended it! So I learned a valuable lesson, don't make yourself or your partner laugh during an encounter!