Best cure for Morning Woodies...?

I get really bad woodies every morning...

I wrap my right had around my swollen cock and stroke gently. Doesn't take long and my stomach is covered in white wetness. Works everytime.

Poke something !

It would be great if we all had a life partner that we could wake up with and turn to, as we could both enjoy our morning woodies together.............Butt as RL dosent work like that...Isent it lucky we have the hobby so you can always call a hungry Cock Slut to share with her................YUM YUM!!!

Best cure for Morning Woodies...? Originally Posted by TheAntichrist666

Get a grip on yourself.

Most of the time it's a piss hard...just go empty your bladder and it'll be OK...

I prefer to call my ATF Cock Slut, she has the know how and the exprertise to handle situations like that. I can't always trust that it will be a pee hard and just go away by letting go of a steady stream of pee. For me to rub one off, that's taking things a little too far as I don't know if it will be a multi pop that I have to deal with or not. Nope I call the experts in when that happens, good for me and profitable for the ATF.......ijs........mmmm gotta love the Pee Hard....

Just lay there and admire it for a bit and be thankful you still get them then roll over and ask your ATF to handle this for you before she leaves.

ME---lol

seriously,I am not usually a morning person...10am and beyond is best time to get me in the bed!

But i do love that "brunch time" sex! lol

Get an super horny GF.. I'm sure she would find something (s) to do to it.... my fiancee wakes up with one just about every damn morning.... Lucky for him i'm always horny....

Just turn to the wife and say hey I got a woody, ha ha good luck

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