NAMES

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There have been many studies as to the reason ladies become providers. After looking at BP today I've come to the conclusion it's the parents fault.
When they name their kids Chiinx, Onna, Peaches, Honey, Prettygirl, BeBe, Dream, Eclipse, Niveah, it kind of narrows down their career choices.
One I saw a while ago " Puddles " is my favorite.
What are some of the more creative names you have seen?
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Do you think they are real names for the girls
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Do you think they are real names for the girls Originally Posted by yankee13
We all know the girls choose their work names. But do they really think we can call and ask for Puddles and keep from laughing?
We all know the girls choose their work names. But do they really think we can call and ask for Puddles and keep from laughing? Originally Posted by Perfect Gentleman
Damn PG just got back from lunch and i'm pissing myself laughing!!! Come on now Puddles for a name, feel like i was having sex with someones dog with that name!!! Sit Puddles Sit!! Stay Puddles!! WTF
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Puddles want a bone????
Puddles want a bone???? Originally Posted by Perfect Gentleman
DAMN DAMN DAMN i forgot that one!!

Puddles want a bone????
Originally Posted by Perfect Gentleman


Maybe it's not that at all but is really about her abilities of being a squirter.There always seems to be a question about providers who can. For a limited space ad, it gives a name and what to expect.
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Maybe it's not that at all but is really about her abilities of being a squirter.There always seems to be a question about providers who can. For a limited space ad, it gives a name and what to expect. Originally Posted by montana1958
Sooooo...If one were to go into a senior dating site 70s+ one would expect to find a lot of ladies with the screen name Puddles??

Sooooo...If one were to go into a senior dating site 70s+ one would expect to find a lot of ladies with the screen name Puddles??
Originally Posted by Perfect Gentleman

Golden showers are a different service. Although it may not be as controllable as with a younger provider, so if it's your thing, you might have to roll around in the puddle.
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While it is not an odd name, I have often noted over the years how many Nikkis I have seen. It is not even close in the race for most common name for me. I am sure I have seen 10 - 12 ladies "named" Nikki. Maybe there is a selection bias on my part as I have almost always enjoyed the women who use that name.
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Golden showers are a different service. Although it may not be as controllable as with a younger provider, so if it's your thing, you might have to roll around in the puddle. Originally Posted by montana1958
LOL Now you have me laughing...good one!!
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Can't help but chirp in one this one. My favorites were Kaka that adverised down in Maryland and a blonde named Stickey that I think was out of Hartford?

And how about the spelling errors in some ads?
While it is not an odd name, I have often noted over the years how many Nikkis I have seen. It is not even close in the race for most common name for me. I am sure I have seen 10 - 12 ladies "named" Nikki. Maybe there is a selection bias on my part as I have almost always enjoyed the women who use that name. Originally Posted by Whitenoise

Ok great pick up so lets say Nilkki is usually on top I would have to say Jenna is on the bottom of the list!!!
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Ok great pick up so lets say Nilkki is usually on top I would have to say Jenna is on the bottom of the list!!! Originally Posted by vern0064
Just Jenna from Ohio that goes to Pittsburgh sometimes is one of the sexxxiest and sweetest milfs in the universe.
Can't help but chirp in one this one. My favorites were Kaka that adverised down in Maryland and a blonde named Stickey that I think was out of Hartford?

And how about the spelling errors in some ads? Originally Posted by Firehawk

The spelling tells me why they are doing what they are doing.