This morning...

When I woke up & rolled over the 1st thought in my head wasn't, "Damn, how much did I drink this time?"

It was, "Wow, I am so lucky to have such a special person care for me. Why is everything soo much clearer? Sounds that much more crisp? Smells more stimulating?"

"Well, let's see asshole. You're still wearing your glasses. Check. You actually took a bathe so maybe that's why your ears are clean. Dos. As for taste. Well, not drinking lighter fluid once in awhile does allow for the tongue to recover.... ijs As for that 'special someone.' It was the neighbors seizure dog. You passed out on their lawn taking a piss, & it kept barking since it thought you were seizing. Tyrone/Pablo the gay couple down the block brought you in the house. Changed you. Put you in the bed. I played asleep so they wouldn't get any ideas."

"Fuck you, dick. That's why next time I'm double bagging with cheap Planned Parenthood covers."

"Bitch."

No seriously. I actually get it now. I'll savor it without regrets or doubts. No matter how long or short it last. This is for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQfiWFwVF8M
*You had to be there*

My favorite school memories...teacher too tired to teach?...READING RAINBOW...
I WAS and still AM such a GEEK...
Once the lights were out all the other girls starting braiding each others hair and giving back massages...but not ME. ChunkyMarie was busy enjoying READING RAINBOW and you better believe it...I was singing along like it was my own personal rock concert...

thanks for making sure I have that song stuck in my
head for the rest of the week

Kisses!

You two should have just PM'd..or called...or texted each other

He started it!!! Lol

You two should have just PM'd..or called...or texted each other Originally Posted by DickEmDown

Look who's talking

What you guys don't understand is that whole Sub thing is an act. She's REALLY a Dom, & a scary one at that. She said if I didn't sing her praises she'd use electrolysis on me next time. I'm afraid. But...

Marie you have really sexy lips...not hijacking, carry on...

What you guys don't understand is that whole Sub thing is an act. She's REALLY a Dom, & a scary one at that. She said if I didn't sing her praises she'd use electrolysis on me next time. I'm afraid. But...

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Pussy. pain is pleasure.

Marie you have really sexy lips...not hijacking, carry on... Originally Posted by Valerie

That she does.
Both sets.

"Fuck you, dick. That's why next time I'm double bagging with cheap Planned Parenthood covers." Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

So you digging for covers inside girls again?

You two should have just PM'd..or called...or texted each other Originally Posted by DickEmDown

Look who's talking Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

ROFL, no comment.

So... Tyrone & Pablo took good care of you, eh?..... LMMFAO!

So you digging for covers inside girls again? Originally Posted by Syncial

Recycle win.

If stem cell research is the future I'm sure I can carve out a niche with left over used baggies somewhere.

So you digging for covers inside girls again? Originally Posted by Syncial

Eww...