Sweating like....

Here are two examples...

"I'm sweating like a priest at a Little League game."

"I'm sweating like a pimp with only one hooker."

More, please.

No particular reason for this request, just personal amusement, for entertainment purposes only.

Sweating like a blind lezbo in a fish market

Sweating like a nun in a field of cucumbers

sweating like a black man at a Klu KLux Klan meeting

Sweating like a witch's tittie in a brass bra!

Sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scouts meeting.

Sweatin like a whore in church...