I'm tired or working so I've decided to switch over to the Democratic party and live the easy life. There are so many benefits to not working and having Uncle Sam take care of me.
1) The government is giving free cell phones and now home land line phones to the poor. Takes care of my communications needs.
2) The government will give me free healthcare since I won't be able to afford it any more. Thank you liberals for looking after me and agreeing to pick up the tab for my healthcare. My healthcare problem is solved.
3) I won't worry about making my mortgage payment anymore because I won't be able to pay for it anymore. I'll let the lender come after me then I will go to the liberal media and cry in front of the cameras on how mean my lender is and that I will have no place to live. Then the government will step in and refinance me at such a low rate that my welfare checks should cover that. My housing situation is solved.
4) Won't have to worry about food either. Thanks to the government I can get on the LoneStar card. My food problems are solved.
5) My car is paid off so I won't need to worry about transportation for a while. When my car finally dies off, I can always get those free VIA passes for the poor. My transportation problems are solved.
Now if only I can get the government to cover my hobby expenses I'll be set.