Borrow a friend's mutt. You don't want a pure bred pretty AKC type. What you need is sometimes referred to as a "junk yard dog". Something that understands the price for a kitten/cat is a few scratches and takes pride in them.
Now if you want the kitten taken alive, then the mutt should be at least 30% retriever and preferable one that someone has already trained to "bring it here" and "drop it". Otherwise negotiations can get a little messy...
Seriously, kittens are like most juveniles, food driven. Lure them with fresh food (throw away any lures after an hour), and have loads of patience (i.e., take is slowly). After a few days (ok, weeks... ok, months) you'll be surprised with a cat climbing up your leg for some attention... and between exclamations and stitches, wonder why you didn't just get a dog...