lol Big titties & little titties...

So making g light of my situation.. basically I was cooking & i just finished & removed the pan and the burner was on and I leaned over to turn it of n burned my fukn TIT Lol.. I'm short so when I leaned across it...***Sizzle*** Lol.. mothertrucker it hurt...lol

OK so I know. I'm a weirdo & can't help but laugh..

So let's just start a thread of...

Hazards of having big titties, little titties or big ole Ass!!...Lol!!



I know tmi but gotta explain during a session anyways.. so I'm just laughing it off..




Much love,
Lexxxi

Ouch!!

I think you need to play doctor with someone.

Big ones occasionally choke you in compromising positions!!

Ok, this used to happen fairly often when I was married- we would be spooning in the night while we were sleeping, he would roll over and use his elbows as leverage to turn, occasionally his elbow would be right on my nipple & smash the hell out of my tit! Talk about a rude wake up call! Lmfao

That would be a horrible problem that I would absolutely love to experience!!

Its Waaaay Easier to run with 34B's LOL!!!

So making g light of my situation.. basically I was cooking & i just finished & removed the pan and the burner was on and I leaned over to turn it of n burned my fukn TIT Lol.. I'm short so when I leaned across it...***Sizzle*** Lol.. mothertrucker it hurt...lol Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's

So...

I guess Russian and nipple twisting is out of the question?

lmao mokoa tff and lex ouch wth get a step stool dammit lol im short but my boobs are not as voluptuous as yours ;-) so i guess u can say i got small titties because i dont have that problem lol

was u cooking naked?? o dats not gud four u huneh

Lmao .. at Mokoa Hell no i didnt get the nipple but i pulled a little nip as i was taking off my band aid .. kinda like the Ouch feeeling ..lol.. im a nut ..

Sofia .. ya tu sabes mi amorcita!! My chi chis just get in the way of everything and i think you need to cum over and take care of them like old times sake!!! yee haww!!

Amber your soooo lucky ur in the average titty comitte .. i wish i was

Jg wanna play ?? hehe!!


gotta love the eccie fam always here for a good chuckle!!!

So far I tend to knock over anything that is boob or ass level. Running is terrible too. They knock the wind out of me.lol
That had to hurt so bad burning your boob! I have only burned my arm with an iron.

Lol Krystal i know what you mean i just started training with a personal trainer and it was sooo embaressing during my cardio routine my bra gave out .. yes i had a sports bra over too.. ohh freakn A i tell you.,. So now im using a granny bra ( no wire bras) from wallymart and 2 sports bras .. and these pups are still not 100 % secured ..lol..

well hun have a great night !!
xoxo
lexxxi

This may be a little gross and TMI.............

After I had my baby I was breast feeding and living at home alone.
Newborns require a loooooooooooooot of attention.

You do not have time to eat, sleep, and bathe.
One of the 3 WILL get missed.

Got to eat to make milk.
Got to sleep to stay sane.

So when milk starts to leak and settle under your super large full breasts....it turns to a solid. Not sure if this solid was a cheese or a butter.

I told my friends I will have to tape them down! Haha! What gym do you go to? I need a personal trainer. Have a good night!:-)

I hired a personal trainer she comes to me and since i have a full gym and spinning room at my place its been great.

We should work out together maybe my titties will shrink too .. lol.. but as of now im not worried about my titties its the other stuff .. waaah oh well im on a mission no time for crying ..

xoxo
lexxx

Lmao .. at Mokoa Hell no i didnt get the nipple but i pulled a little nip as i was taking off my band aid .. kinda like the Ouch feeeling ..lol.. im a nut .. Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's

I have all sizes of band aids if you would like to try them out

Lmao .. at Mokoa Hell no i didnt get the nipple but i pulled a little nip as i was taking off my band aid .. kinda like the Ouch feeeling ..lol.. im a nut ..

Sofia .. ya tu sabes mi amorcita!! My chi chis just get in the way of everything and i think you need to cum over and take care of them like old times sake!!! yee haww!!

Amber your soooo lucky ur in the average titty comitte .. i wish i was

Jg wanna play ?? hehe!!


gotta love the eccie fam always here for a good chuckle!!! Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's

I'll put those babies in scheck

wait then again with those babies i might end up