Food for thought!!

Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies,
and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental
and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money
instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be
helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be
ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals
and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite
built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual
counselling, pool, and education, simple clothing, shoes, slippers, P. J.'s
and legal aid would be free, on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

Each senior could have a P. C., T. V., Radio, and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors, to hear complaints, and the guards
would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.

The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone, and unsupervised.

Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.

Live in a tiny room, and pay $5000.00 per month and have no hope
of ever getting out. Justice for all.

.. let's put them all in the army. Make the criminals and old people useful to the country!

... I'm just "joking" about that. Criminals go to the army and the old people go to the navy.

Oh yea, funny post.

Olesweetie, there's truth in your post.

My "Plan B", if I run out of money, is to go into a bank, pass a holdup note, and stand there until they take me to my new quarters. Heck, free meds is a better benefit than my entire SS check.