http://www.theonion.com/articles/housewife-charged-in-sexforsecurity-scam

http://www.theonion.com/articles/hou...ity-scam,1773/

LOL, I am reading that and thinking Gee, that guy got off cheap. A wife is the most expensive piece of ass I ever bought. A friend of mine lost 2 houses in divoces, now he just meets a girl and buys them a house.