So, yesterday, that's right. Did my first double, which I found just funny.
If you're wondering how it was accidental, a client of mine had hired me out to take pictures of his "girlfriend" and him having sex after he allegedly couldn't come up with my donation rate. He insisted all I'd do was snap shots.. which I still charged him a pretty penny for, since it was a forty five minute drive. Plus, the idea frankly turned me on a bit. That's a bonus.
Shortly after snapping a few shots, the client asked if I'd join. I wasn't totally into the chick... and being that I'm not into chicks anyway, I just presumed I wouldn't be able to even play pretend to humor someone's fantasy. But, gents, money talks-- you know, that money he didn't have in this tough economy. Haha.
The most hilarious part of this debacle was what she said before I went diving into, oh yes, a muff. "I hope everything is ok down there. I was in the car for an hour and a half." Before she even finished the sentence, I knew. And, it was not ok down there!!
Her dirty talk was obviously unnatural and stupid that I had to hold my breath at points, so I wouldn't laugh so hard.
I'd probably do doubles again so long as it was my choice on the chick. I am so bad at pretending!
Who would y'all choose to see in doubles action? Providers, who's your doubles choice?