The thing that sucks about having a cold

When I have a cold it hits me fast and furious plus cold meds make me feel and act drunk! I just hibernate and play with my phone in bed when I'm sick. Today I have to fly though I am going to be that Asshole that gets everyone sick
The real down side is that my sex drive stays the same My engine is ALWAYS on and purring, it takes very little to really get me revved up.
I am sitting here with a stuffy nose practically robotripping totally perving on this hot 40+ year old Gent with spikey salt and pepper hair, pinstripe suite, and those sexxxy as hell black square glasses that drive me nuts! He was in line behind me and started talking to me about my pretty hair and how nice I smell...I just want to hump his leg or something Lmfao.
Damn being sick, I have no mojo and I can't be like "care to have a drink and discuss the rat race? " Instead I am revved up squirming in my chair trying to use my cell to amuse me. Hopefully the 3 days I blocked off just to hibernate and relax help me get better plus z packs work miracles, I've been on mine since Saturday.
Wish me luck!

DayQuil. It's the nectar of the gods. Buy the generic store brand, save yourself a couple bucks.

DayQuil. It's the nectar of the gods. Buy the generic store brand, save yourself a couple bucks. Originally Posted by oliassunhillow

that and take a toy with a remote control. OH-chew

when I have a cold, I try to get chicken soap heated up by 2 of the 3. Strange I don't want sex. just the company. But i get a fuck u osd and kicked out the door. So I make a peanut butter n jelly add go to sleep post like hell then back to sleep etc.

I thinck SLEEP, yes just LOTS of SLEEP

sould just unplug from the outside world

turn off all electronics..ijs

4 shots of whisky without the honey and lemon works very well...ijs...

I have a cold, my hair smells great and strangers are dying to fuck me !! Tough life ain't it

DayQuil. It's the nectar of the gods. Buy the generic store brand, save yourself a couple bucks. Originally Posted by oliassunhillow

For some reason, I like Alka Seltzer Plus for colds and flu. Been using it for years, but I guess I'm just a creature of habit.

Also, though I've never tried it; a girl once told me to cook Jello, put it in a coffee cup, and drink it hot. Someday, I'm gonna try it.

Mucous makes a sensational lube.

hahahahahha omg eeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!

4 shots of whisky without the honey and lemon works very well...ijs... Originally Posted by anita germane

No Baby just get Wild Turkey - American Honey, Bushmills - Irish Honey Whiskey, or my Uncle Jack's ... Jack Daniel's -Tennessee Honey Whiskey.

Anita 4 sounds right, blend it with some warm water though and it makes a nice Hot Toddy

DD

umm that seems like alot of brew there dd...i got some jose..patron.. frangelico..
wine.. kool aid..water and beer.some old ass milk fermenting and some new half and half....no wild turkey...like the bottom of the barrow on honey like if i suck on the bottle i can get a lick...and oh...flax seed...

so...my remedy is this...take the booze..toss it back...lick the honey bottle what ever i can scoop out with my tongue.. gag...throw back some water..take a couple of flax seeds into my mouth toss them back with some patron..swallow and hold it down..get up off my knees wipe my eyes cuz they are watering by now....smile cuz i made it through that..then eat a licorice stick...cherry...then do it again..till it's gone.. so easy and oh soooo yummy!!!!!! i advice repeating this a number of times till the booze is gone..always always save a stick of twizzlers for the end..why..its comfort food..

Oh man hot toddies kick my ass.

Perfect ...

No Baby just get Wild Turkey - American Honey, Bushmills - Irish Honey Whiskey, or my Uncle Jack's ... Jack Daniel's -Tennessee Honey Whiskey.



May not help your cold, however I think you are not going to care that you have a cold after you drink it !!

No Baby just get Wild Turkey - American Honey, Bushmills - Irish Honey Whiskey, or my Uncle Jack's ... Jack Daniel's -Tennessee Honey Whiskey.



May not help your cold, however I think you are not going to care that you have a cold after you drink it !! Originally Posted by iggy

Lmfao true story