Happy birthday to the bestest
I'm left sitting here with the restest
Only saw you for a year
thinking of it brings a tear
I miss your moans so loud
Tom Bodett would have been proud
Used to see you in the attic
when I left I was ecstatic
Been looking for a replacement
but feel like Jim Rome when he's in the basement
You were the bestest
because you were different from the restest
Thank's for the memories of an old fool
you used to make me feel so cool
If I had a Twitter account and could tweet
I would congratulate you on finding someoneone who swept you off your feet
Happy Birthday