Are you ready of the October surprise?

According to Dick Morris Obama is getting ready to launch the standard October surprise that has become part of the democratic play book. Morris predicts an announcement that Iran will stop trying to enrich uranium giving Obama a foreign policy victory. It comes down to the details which we will not know until after the election. Things to consider; it is in the best interest of Iran to have Obama continue in the White House. If Iran says they will stop weapons research doesn't that mean that they were lying when they said this was about power and not weapons. If they lied about that how can we take their world for anything? Will there be inspections? When? Where? What about the threats to the US, Israel, and world shipping in the straits of Hormuz?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/...ober-surprise/

Iran said it was about Power and not weapons. I find that funny. I hope everyone else does too. I say it is about weapons, cause lets face it weapons are power.

I have heard this rumor, too, but it cannot be confirmed, yet. It would definitely seal the deal for the Nobel Prize winning president. I have also seen it prophesied that Obama will win the election, then economic collapse, then the attack from 5 countries simultaneously.

I thought JD was just starting a thread to let us know he crapped his pants.

I thought JD was just starting a thread to let us know he crapped his pants.



Originally Posted by WTF

It is my understanding that JD crapped his pants in 3 times in September. The October surprise is that he has yet to crap his pants this month.

The man keeps track of how often others soil their undergarments. No wonder they call you BigTurd.

Creepy, man. Please don't travel north of Austin.

You have these hard winds in some cities sometimes.

. . . You can't help, but smell what's in the air!

COG does not know if he's crapped his pants until somebody changes his diaper.

Ah, yes. The adolescent "poop" joke from WDF. Thanks for not disappointing me.

Ah, yes. The adolescent "poop" joke from WDF. Thanks for not disappointing me. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Joke? Who is joking?

Nobody could start as many chicken little like threads as you have, without wearing dirty diapers!

You got nothin', do you, WDF? Except "poop" and "homo" jokes. I guess you win the argument.

Shitty threads deserve poop jokes. If you and JD would quit starting so fuc'n many, my life would be so much easier!

Shitty threads deserve poop jokes. If you and JD would quit starting so fuc'n many, my life would be so much easier! Originally Posted by WTF

Then if it's such a hardship on you, why don't you disappear?

WDF, here's a hint. You don't have to read any of the threads started by JD, me, or anyone else. In fact, I'd prefer you didn't. Everytime I see one of you inane posts, it reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpmIBJ_MKas

It fits you perfectly.

It is my understanding that JD crapped his pants in 3 times in September. The October surprise is that he has yet to crap his pants this month. Originally Posted by bigtex

Oh man thats fucking cold, lol.