Never thought I would see this. Letterman makes a Obama joke

Bloodhound's Avatar
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
--Jay Leno


America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno


Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien


Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno


Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
--David Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon


Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result
of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

Solution to the problem in Egypt:
They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.
bojulay's Avatar
Funny stuff Bloodhound.
fletch's Avatar
nope
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  • hd
  • 10-23-2012, 06:29 AM
Thank God, I thought I was the only one?
Bloodhound's Avatar
I use to watch Letterman every night. When George was prez just about everynight they would show a clip of him and I would enjoy it. When the loser we now have was elected I noticed the jokes stopped. That was when I saw the true Letterman. I no longer watch that SOB.
  • hd
  • 10-23-2012, 08:34 AM
Same here Bloodhound, but I do watch Craig Ferguson, he does joke about all of them but appears he's not an obama supporter.
KabeRetsof's Avatar
Check out this funny video. Epic Rap Battles of History Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama (with a surprise guest rapper). This is all in parody fun. Enjoy!

http://youtu.be/dX_1B0w7Hzc
bojulay's Avatar
I use to watch Letterman every night. When George was prez just about everynight they would show a clip of him and I would enjoy it. When the loser we now have was elected I noticed the jokes stopped. That was when I saw the true Letterman. I no longer watch that SOB. Originally Posted by Bloodhound
Yeah Letterman used to be funny, now he's pretty lame.

He had Rachel Maddow on to tell him what is political views
ought to be, it was pretty sad and pathetic. I thought at
one point he was going to come out from behind the desk
and bow down and kiss her feet or something.