The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. 
We agree...and think 25 to life would be 
appropriate. 
--Jay Leno 
America needs Obama-care like Nancy 
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. 
--Jay Leno 
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' 
new Obama Value Meal? 
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you 
has to pay for it. 
--Conan O'Brien 
Q: What does Barack Obama call 
lunch with a convicted felon? 
A: A fund raiser. 
--Jay Leno 
Q: What's the difference between 
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? 
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, 
and threats to society. The other is for housing 
prisoners. 
--David Letterman 
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were 
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it 
started to sink, who would be saved? 
A: America! 
--Jimmy Fallon 
Q: What's the difference between 
Obama and his dog, Bo? 
A: Bo has papers. 
--Jimmy Kimmel 
Q: What was the most positive result 
of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? 
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper 
stickers off the road. 
--David Letterman 
Solution to the problem in Egypt: 
They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.
        
        
        




 
        