A candid interview with God

Munchmasterman's Avatar
When asked why He would have a hurricane this close to the national elections, He said He wants the republicans to have a blanket to cry in for the next 4 years.
Pressed for clarification, He hemmed and hawed until finally admitting He was reducing the number of voters in states that Obama would win anyway so that the republican "douche-bag" would win the popular vote while falling far short on the electoral front.
Bursting into thunderous out loud laughter, He was heard to quip, "Fuck those assholes if they can't take a joke. They're all going to hell anyways."
When asked why He would have a hurricane this close to the national elections, He said He wants the republicans to have a blanket to cry in for the next 4 years.
Pressed for clarification, He hemmed and hawed until finally admitting He was reducing the number of voters in states that Obama would win anyway so that the republican "douche-bag" would win the popular vote while falling far short on the electoral front.
Bursting into thunderous out loud laughter, He was heard to quip, "Fuck those assholes if they can't take a joke. They're all going to hell anyways." Originally Posted by Munchmasterman
People with no sense of humor should leave jokes to the professionals.
And people with rage issues should have them addressed by professionals also.


MMM x 13K is still 0.
Munchmasterman's Avatar
People with no sense of humor should leave jokes to the professionals. Originally Posted by ExNYer
If you were nice I would explain it to you.

And people with rage issues should have them addressed by professionals also.


MMM x 13K is still 0. Originally Posted by gnadfly
You still live off guy's balls.
If you were nice I would explain it to you. Originally Posted by Munchmasterman
I've never seen an explanation help a lousy joke.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Your probably haven't told a joke,since,your sisters water broke!
If you were nice I would explain it to you.



You still live off guy's balls. Originally Posted by Munchmasterman
Oh yeah, you want nice. Fuck Off.
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People with no sense of humor should leave jokes to the professionals. Originally Posted by ExNYer
This from the sourest member of the board.