When asked why He would have a hurricane this close to the national elections, He said He wants the republicans to have a blanket to cry in for the next 4 years.
Pressed for clarification, He hemmed and hawed until finally admitting He was reducing the number of voters in states that Obama would win anyway so that the republican "douche-bag" would win the popular vote while falling far short on the electoral front.
Bursting into thunderous out loud laughter, He was heard to quip, "Fuck those assholes if they can't take a joke. They're all going to hell anyways."