noises

so i came across some porn the other day of this hot french lady. started to watch it and completely lost any interest. I could not keep from laughing. Of course, in american porn the woman yells, " yes yes. " a lot. well it was french so she was yelling, " oui oui" except it sounds like, "weeeee weeeeee" and all i could do was think of that damn geico pig. very strange i know. but it made me think, does anyone have any real life stories where they couldnt keep from laughing cause of the things their partner said, or the sounds they were making? i swear if it was me with that french lady she would have slapped me and sent me on my way cause of how much i would be laughing.

ROFLMFAO. I have trouble watching professional porn because the noises are completely distracting. They seem so fake. And it ruins it for me. I haven't had any issues with my past partners except telling me to "be quiet!" because we usually were fucking somewhere we weren't supposed to LOL!

Aren't those the best places to fuck though?

Aren't those the best places to fuck though? Originally Posted by pnutz

I quite agree.

You better not do that around Sonya

Haha thats funny! Some german porn they sound like they are yelling at each other and that they are pissed.lol. I haven't had any experiences that I can think of.

German porn. I recall a friend telling us all about a German porn where a guy had two dicks. We thought he meant some gay porn... He really meant the guy had two dicks... Bizarre to say the least.

I am not a fan of the over the top loud , or vulgar talk . I had one provider want me to smack her ass and talk dirty to her , didn't know what to say so I just started laughing !