Waco John School

Saw in the Waco paper yesterday that Waco's finest is opening up another John School. Gee, I always wanted to get another degree...wonder if they are teaching them the be on time, well groomed, have references....

I was going to apply but I understand it is by invitation only.

Is this like traffic school; can I find one taught with humor?

Will I have to write Just Say No on the board 1000 times?