Remember back when...........

I just dispensed some handcream from the Lubriderm bottle........................ now I'm depressed.

WTF, hd!! Well..it IS cheaper. HA!
Tell ya what...you want the ultimate jerkoff experience, set a bottle of Vaseline in a fry pan of hot water for 15 minutes...then find a Provider to use it on you. Or do-it-yourself!

Should I ask how you came up with that process? I'll bet you read it in a book?


I was just being nostalgic thinking back (30 or 40 yrs ago, give or take) when I could shoot a load like the dispenser on the hand cream bottle.

There's a pill for that...