Help Me help You! ;)

Sorry, I just love Jerry McGuire, .

But, really....I am always me during a visit. But, I'm multi faceted.
No, please don't talk about activities other than conversation in your emails or calls to me. But, especially on our first visit (and even on subsequent visits, moods vary)....tell me what kind of conversation you like and what your dream lady is dressed like!

Because if I'm in 6" ebony heels and a black latex bustier and running the whole conversation like an alpha bitch....you might be put off. Or....you might be Thrilled!

If I'm in tight jeans and a Cubs jersey and bare feet.....you might think I'm the cutest next door neighbor college girl you've ever seen. Or, you might think I'm a lazy girl that doesn't bother to dress up for you.

If I'm in a pinstriped business suit and heels and want to talk about Greece between conversational bouts you might find me a pleasantly surprising well rounded woman. Or, deadly dull because you really wanted a stripper dress and lucite heels!

Give me those details so I can do my part to assure we have an Incredible conversation that comes as close as possible to your idea of perfection!

Kat

UMMM...shouldn't his be in ads...lol...would I have time in an hour to have all three outfits???

Gosh, can I at least watch?

xo

talk about greece? was that innuendo? lol!

how about einstein's theory of special relativity or the heisenberg uncertain principle? or, my favorite...how ayn rand's allegorical mythos of unfettered capitalism has been co-opted by the radical right propaganda machine in an effort to strengthen a pseudo-fascist attempt to remodel society in a neoclassical rendition of the 1950's.

Nice!

In case you have not met her, Kat has quite a vocabulary.

Thanks for the pets, ya'lll.

Now, seriously, do you give your ladies an idea of what...trips your trigger? Or, are you too worried she'll get too nervous over LE and/or just plain crazed stalkers? I know one of the reasons I like p411 is because you gents can fill out that profile and give us all sorts of fun info from type of preferred beverage to favorite color, it Rocks!

i know i like to have a bit of communication leading up to a date, or decision about a date. it gives me a comfort level about what kind of person she is, which is just as important to me as the menu. bbbjnqnscimgreekblsrcgacg69mis h...but can't spell? deal breaker.

Is this a ThreAD?

Hi there,
Welcome to the boards, .
Actually, no, this is not an ad. It's an attempt at customer service. And, it's an attempt to foster communication between providers and hobbyists on the topic of : getting your needs met while still respecting your providers boundaries.
Kat

If it IS an AD, I'M not complaining.

actually, you could argue that any thread posted by a provider is an ad in the age of pr marketing. who cares? you don't have to read it.

WKs attack!

Cynics attack!

threADs are entirely appropriate in the COED section. The lady is inquiring as to find out what kinds of things the majority of the folks on this site seem to like. Lets keep the thread on track with this topic.