How many TOWELS can a man USE???

How many towels, must one man use!?!?!?!
Lol. This is sort of a pet peeve of mine, but i must admit i always find myself laughing it off. Like, really?

But seriously, is it common for a man to try to use EVERY towel in sight?
Or is it just an obvious sign of whos "not" single, bc they obviously dont wash laundry?

Example: (and this "example" happens allllll the time)
Gent comes over, takes a shower. (2 towels used. A big towel and a little towel)
After the deed, gent hops back in shower...and grabs a "decorative" towel off towel rack to dry with.
Then grabs anothee towel to wash/dry off face.

What is wrong with using the same towel, both times to dry?????
Why must you have a penis rag, face rag, ass rag, and then a penis rag to dry, face rag to dry, and another rag to dry your ass?!?

Usually i laugh it off. Its no biggie. Im always buy new towels and have a washer/dryer.

But when im renting rooms, and forget to pack extras....im always like SHIT!!!! haha
And theres always the little hotel signs that remind you to call the front desk if you forget something. But ill PASS!!!

Ever consider a towel surcharge,that sounds totally over the top, using all that amount.

No problem , I don't shower ! JK . Really one per visit should be adequate , but I'm single .

Lmao. No surcharge!!!
I HAVE thought about only having two accessible.
If i had to choose between dirty balls or dirty towels, i choose the latter of the two

Suggestion 1. Tell their stankin' ass to wash before they come over.

Suggestion 2. Leave out 1 wash cloth & 1 towel per visitor.

I like playIVkeeps sugesstion...

Lmao...that funny. One towl for me. I just feel like it's a waste and kind of rude if I use more than one.

Btw this might explain this one time when I saw a provider and noticed she had all these used towels on the floor or sink counter. I think I had to use the small one try dry off because there was nothing left lol.

First thing that crossed my mind was high volume but maybe that explains all the used towels.

At my incall, excessive use of towels rarely happen. And of course that would happen because I have a ton of towels!

But if I'm in a hotel? And I have limited towels or it's rather awkward to keep on pinching towels off of the maid's cart?

All. Of. The. Time.

I don't understand it, either.

Good topic!

Yes! I might try suggestion #2.
But im forgetful. I can see me putting away the towels, playing with my lover for the hour...sending him onhis way, jumping in shower (bc i shower before & after EVERY date), lolthen running round naked and WET because i forgot to put them back!!!! Lol

Nope. Shes probably not high volume!!! Lol. I kid you not, ive had guys use ALL the towels in sight. Except for the two i had used.

Thanks EW!! Its something ive wanted to post for a while now, but didnt want anyone in particular to think i was picking on them.
Its like 90% humorous and 10% gripe!! Lol
Im just really glad they shower!!! Ill deal with the towels later

I had to LOL at this thread title...

btw, I only need 1.

Some people are just inconsiderate. It goes both ways though. I have had providers offer a shower but when I get in the bathroom there are no towels. WTF. That is another reason why whenever possible I shower right before our "date".

Lol too funny,

How about showing up to the outcall and the guy has nothing used in the room except all the towels! Not even one to dry my hands with.
Dues are funny!!

One full towel
2 small wash cloths- 1 for face 1 for body

lol--great post/answers!

I ask the same thing! I keep extra towels in a tote in my truck.......usually i will lay a towel and washcloth out on the tub railing for the guy to know that it is for his use.