Now that it's officially December, I just couldn't wait to share with everyone an original naughty rhyme about Jolly Old St Nick that I wrote myself. Please let me know what you think.
A Naughty Christmas Rhyme
Santa Claus gets dressed in red
He seeks out those to give him head
Hard and thick and that’s no trick
He really has a nine-inch dick
And all bad ladies who are in need
He surely hopes you all suck seed
With many of the raves and rants
His really longs to get in your pants
Sometimes he can be quite fussy
So thoroughly clean and shave your pussy
And if you don’t run out of luck
He will treat you to a wild fuck
It’s really very easy to begin
Just lube him up and slide it in
Up and down upon his lap
While he gives your ass a nice firm slap
Please don’t fall into a rut
So let him stick it in your butt
Enjoy yourself and deck the halls
He really loves it when you lick his balls
He always knows what you’ve been missin’
So get into your favorite position
You dream about it night and day
That he gives it to you in every way
And when you know the time is close
Let him know where you want it most
Express your pleasure with your cries
And try not to get any in your eyes
He really loves to fuck big tits
It doesn’t matter how late it gets
You’ll know that you have given your best
When he shoots his load upon your chest
With all your passionate moans of pleasure
His stamina you cannot measure
So get yourself a fresh new cover
And then tell him to bend you over
He really likes to strut his stuff
And he’ll never say he’s had enough
So always make it tried and true
Just don’t make his balls turn blue
You really know that he's a major champ
He can always tell when you’re warm and damp
So if you have a healthy rump
Be sure that it is nice and plump
No matter if it’s one on one
Or a hot and steamy 3-some
You’ll always have the best of fun
When you can make him cum and cum
So if you’re someone whom with he’s been
You are by no means a virgin
Just take in stride and don’t be weary
If he happens to pop your cherry
