A guy is driving around the back woods of
Montana and he sees a sign in front of a
broken down shanty-style
house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the
house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the
bell and the owner appears and tells him the
dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing
a dog talk, he says 'So,
what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered
what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered
that I could talk when I was pretty young..
I wanted to help the government, so I told the
I wanted to help the government, so I told the
CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies
and world leaders, because no one figured a
dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out,
But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had amess of puppies, and
now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.
