not fair...

so why does a ladies nipples get hard and stick out in the cold but we poor guys have to deal with shrinkage aka turtle syndrome.....so embarrassing to come out of the cold and tell a hot chick " keep looking " " I know its down there somewhere".....smh.....hate that....bundle up folks....

BWAHAHAHA!

Poor baby I know how to make your shrinkage cum back to life baby!!!!

bet you do....

Another solution is to think about the ladies rock hard nipples and bam! Shrinkage problem solved...but then again, I'm a nipple guy...any hit of a ladies nipples being hard gets me aroused...

Roflmfao. Omg. I'm dying of laughter. Ahhhhh that made my night!

A girlfriend of mine always called really cold weather "a real weenie shrinker" LoL

so why does a ladies nipples get hard and stick out in the cold but we poor guys have to deal with shrinkage aka turtle syndrome.....so embarrassing to come out of the cold and tell a hot chick " keep looking " " I know its down there somewhere".....smh.....hate that....bundle up folks.... Originally Posted by bigjimt52

May I suggest a knitted ball warmer, just ask for it at any man's department store....

I was having this discussion with a good friends young son last night. He keeps asking about an end of year pool party in my pool. I tell him it is too cold but he thinks that is a good thing. He is 12 and has figured out the relationship between cold and nipples. He hasn't figured out the inverse relationship to his beans and frank.

I love clits but when I look in the mirror I dont want to see "My Own Clit". You gals ever wonder why we are often grabbing & tugging on our crotch? Well this is one reason for sure.

Lol reminds me of a seinfeld episode..
" I was in the pool !!! " haha

Codpiece for Sale!
Codpiece for Sale!

Shrinky Dinks !

I love Seinfeld...poor George!!

You know what bigjim...no need to worry, half the fun is in getting that turtle to POP back up!!

Just the right amount of suction and spit will counteract the effects of the cold snap.