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ss4699's Avatar
Yes I am but this is about a different topic!


One of my favorite holiday traditions in to get a fruit cake and enjoy eating her,,,I mean it.
Great slivers of fruit and nuts of all kinds in a rich cake makes my mouth water thinking about her, I mean it. I took one to work to share for that special staff gathering this year and I am enjoying one right now at home!

So what special foods and other traditions do you enjoy this time of year?

What great tradition do you have for this special season?
malwoody's Avatar
A higher power has just LMK to forever never fuck with you again...I mean your description of a fruitcake gave me a Woody...it is without a doubt some of the most beautiful prose I have ever read. Fuck man, nobody I mean nobody in my family or circle of friends that I can think of likes fruitcake. It's like my private passion and to know that someone feels the same way..I thought I'd never find that person.

Who knows SS...maybe you and I will share one, one day but I know one thing, I've drank too much GT tonight and I don't feel like chasing after one..but I sure could use a nice firm heavy piece of fruitcake...

Merry Christmas..
Your pal Malwoody
JD Barleycorn's Avatar
Fruit cake takes me back to my childhood. My father worked for Rainbow Bakery in St. Joseph. Every year they gave him a large fruit cake in a tin. Probably weighed 10 pounds. I probably ate 90% of the cake every year. It is not good for me and I don't like green, candied cherries but I get a small fruit cake every year.
JCM800's Avatar
Sorry but those things look awful..... i mean that pic looks like it has fucking jelly beans in it. Dont mean to be a fruitcake "hater" but i wouldn't eat that.
Enchanterlingum's Avatar
Just say no to nuclear waste and try this:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/a...ipe/index.html
JRLawrence's Avatar
Sorry but those things look awful..... i mean that pic looks like it has fucking jelly beans in it. Dont mean to be a fruitcake "hater" but i wouldn't eat that. Originally Posted by JCM800
"Jelly Beans"? Really! You would not believe the cost of a really good fruitcake; and they don't have jelly beans.

But then, it is really hard to find a real one because of the laws about alcohol in the US.

The cheap imitations, are just that: imitations.

JR
JRLawrence's Avatar
Just say no to nuclear waste and try this:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/a...ipe/index.html Originally Posted by Enchanterlingum
Naw; one cup of rum. Try a lot more

Flour?

JR
i dont like fruit cake...but i dont HATE it
dirty dog's Avatar
Hell SS when I saw the title I thought the thread was about Oneghus.
The Sixth Beatle's Avatar
I love me some good fruitcake - so long as it's not stale!
Not any good unless it is at least six months old..
Makes for a good door stop.
pyramider's Avatar
Christmas taint is always a favorite.
Martyoo7's Avatar
Hell SS when I saw the title I thought the thread was about Oneghus. Originally Posted by dirty dog

lmao.......
malwoody's Avatar
Man I couldn't wait...so I got me a small one Friday night with the idea that it would last the weekend....

It didn't make it..