Sex positions for your parents house

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http://www.collegehumor.com/article/...-parents-place
joesnapshot's Avatar
LMAO
I've done some of these!
Guilty on most counts. I never experienced the swinging baboon.
Lol, guilty on all counts.... Or some variation or them anyway....
Sonya Playmate's Avatar
I need to try (The Swinging baboon) lol...
I need to try (The Swinging baboon) lol... Originally Posted by Sonya Playmate
I may have to schedule an outcall for some outdoor midnight naughtiness.

Wee!
SofaKingFun's Avatar
"Sex Positions For Your Parents House".

That ain't no lie.

I've walked in on my parents doing a version of each of those positions.


...didn't effect me any. I turned out juuuuuust fine. Heh!
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Mokoa's Avatar
  • Mokoa
  • 12-15-2012, 10:44 PM
Actually...

That explains a lot.

Did they use these?



If they did that would also explain a lot.

SofaKingFun's Avatar
Aaack! The dreaded Butt Nuggets!

Dickhole!!

Why do you thinck they frighten me so much, M?

'Cuz Ma' looked like she was tryin' to start a McCullough chain saw pulling those things from....never mind. It's too tramatic. I can't...I just can't.

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Sonya Playmate's Avatar
The beads......Wee!
PAPILLON10's Avatar
Actually you call these......Kukui Nuts.....
Still Looking's Avatar
Aaack! The dreaded Butt Nuggets!

Dickhole!!

Why do you thinck they frighten me so much, M?

'Cuz Ma' looked like she was tryin' to start a McCullough chain saw pulling those things from....never mind. It's too tramatic. I can't...I just can't.

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
That black necklace looks kind of "creepy". LOL
Precious_b's Avatar
That black necklace looks kind of "creepy". LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking
Only because you don't know where it has been
SofaKingFun's Avatar
Ain't no "kind of" about it, SL. They ARE creepy!!

skurrrrrrrrred!

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pyramider's Avatar
What's with the anal beads?
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