Top Ten Country Songs

AHHH – Those good old Country Songs – kinda brings a tear to your eye….


10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.


9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.


8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.


7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.


6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.


5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here


4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.


3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.


2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western Song is...


1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

Hey I really like country music.

Play them backwards and they all get their dog, truck and woman back!

Play them backwards and they all get their dog, truck and woman back! Originally Posted by argus256

What about their horse?

netman

and the trailer hahaha

Rascal Flatts actually has a song about when you play a country song backwards.

I am with Tara on this. I like country music alot too...

"She got the Gold, I Got the Shaft" written by Tim Dubois, an old friend of mine

A fairly current favorite of mine is Charlie Robison's "You're Not the Best, But You're the Best That I Can Do"

Good thread Pearl Man

I like Texas country music, not any of that Nashville crap they pass off for music nowadays.

Jerry Jeff, Willie, Waylon.....

How can I get you of my mind, if you wont get off of my face.....
...Kinky Friedman...

She put the cunt into country music....
...Will Barnes...

I got over you when you got under him.....
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How can I get you of my mind, if you wont get off of my face.....
...Kinky Friedman...

She put the cunt into country music....
...Will Barnes...

I got over you when you got under him.....
...???... Originally Posted by drez63

oh yea...another one comes to mind....

If you dont believe I love you...........ask my wife
....Brian Burns...

Get Your Bisquits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed -- Kinky Friedman.

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life -- Bobby Bare.

I Just Want to Fuck You One More Time -- Davie Allen Coe.

I Just Want to Fuck You One More Time -- Davie Allen Coe.

Wow, I don't think I have ever heard that one before. Can you hum me a few bars?

"They Don't Make Jews Like Jesus Anymore" by Kinky Friedman